Politics
Guarantied GOP Presidential Victory
by Clay Staggs
Seriously, somebody in Rudy’s, Romney’s and McCain’s campaigns should all be taking note of this blog post. There is one issue so powerful, it can, if properly executed, propel whichever one of them is the eventual Republican nominee straight to 1800 Pennsylvania Avenue. And no, it’s not the war, the economy, or anything trivial like that. No, this issue hits much, much closer to home than ANY of those.
What is it, you ask? Easy - Having to buy Sudafed from behind the drug counter.
I had no idea, but it turns out that none other than Sen Barack Obama and Sen Hillary Clinton co-sponsored the bill that required this. If properly publicized, this would surely DOOM their political aspirations. No one could possibly vote for any politician who caused so much inconvenience. And aside from that, this bill has apparently served to radically empower the Mexican drug cartels who operate outside its limitations (and who could have seen that coming, right?)
Because the elections are in November, right in full swing of cold season, this issue will be a sure fire winner for the GOP. It could be a Reaganesque landslide.
You heard it here first.
Posted by Clay Staggs at March 2, 2007 01:43 PM
I don’t know what’s at 1800 Pennsylvania, but the President lives at 1600 :-)
I can’t believe that it’s taken this long for that to come up.
You’re right. My typo. Sorry.