Culture Wars
O Canada! or, Lost in Space
by Clay Staggs
Just when you thought that you had read every asinine, hysterical, over-the-top moronic thing that could be written or said about global warming, along comes Paul Hellyer. Mr. Hellyer used to be the Defense Minster of Canada. He has figured out the way to save the planet from all the destruction that mankind is wreaking through greenhouse gas emissions. Ready?
That’s right. If the government will just give up the secret alien technologies that it has in Roswell, NM, then we can use those to save the planet. After all, those aliens had to have some more kind of energy source to fly all those light years to earth. And they’re sooo smart, they’d never use fossil fuels. Right? Right??
And they say Christians are wackos.
Posted by Clay Staggs at March 1, 2007 10:07 PM
I heard this on the radio yesterday. If it weren’t real, it really would be funny! Some days I begin to wonder if I’m trapped in a long dream, because “real life” (or life as imparted to us by way of the over-abundance of media, anyway,) appears so preposterous…so…imaginary!
Well, I’m sincerely glad that Canada wasn’t invaded while he was defense minister. That would have been ugly.